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Father: Dear son This time you have to gain at least 95% marks.. Son: No dad , I will gain 100% this time.. Father: why r you making a joke.. Son: Who started first …..????? A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking ,but a WISE and CLEVER man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL an STUNING when her LIPS are CLOSED..!! Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know my son, I'm still paying for it." Shopkeeper: "Sir, there is nothing Free wih this..." Santa : "well,here is written ...CHOLESTROL FREE!!" Santa:How much the earth is far from here? Banta:1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards ! Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. Jaz: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Jaz: good, because i didn't do my homework. Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. Husband: Will u marry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Husband: No i will also live with ur sister. To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? A: Magnets have a positive side! what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife) A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". |
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